Having to do with astrophysics.
by olliejack007 June 30, 2016
A way to get peole to believe that a lot more things revolve around Jupiter than they actually do in real life.
Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
by Solid Mantis March 03, 2021
by Marisa88556 May 11, 2021
The science of predicting attributes of someones personality and events in their life using the positions of the stars and planets in the sky the exact minute when they were born. A lot of people think astrology is fake, but with just their date and time of birth i could tell them the story of their life and describe their personality to a tee. So screw them.
by musiclove78 February 28, 2012
When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
by udcollege March 30, 2021
Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.
They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
by Icy96 November 21, 2022
Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.
by Alexisycho January 11, 2012