Assum

Having more than one ass,
by Kevin Quinn June 02, 2005
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Like-assuming

When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.
Like-assuming:

Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.

Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.

Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.
by facebookliker69 April 10, 2011
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Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.
by NikeAgXY December 28, 2011
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Assumed Single

After a long relationship and you get left on “read”; thus insinuating the relationship is over
Wow, Adam’s girl left him on read after a 2 year relationship. He’s assumed single now!
by Assumed Single Guy May 21, 2021
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Assuming control

1. Shorter variation "assuming direct control".

2. Uttered when someone takes control of a situation or something.
1. Said by Harbinger when he takes control of a Collector.

2. Ugh, my girlfriend is insane. Every time during sex she wrestles her way on top of me and says "assuming control"
by Harrowing June 27, 2011
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assume the position

prepare to be physically humiliated

a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.

Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.

Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
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assume it all

A figure of speech saying "see all the possibilities of what can/might happen, especially the negatives."
Assume it all when it comes to people you don't trust.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 18, 2005
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