Aquatic Hoe

A female who frequents sexual activity and releases ample amounts of liquid every time. Any partner of an aquatic hoe should be lifeguard certified.

Wow, Kim was so wet, she a aquatic hoe!

by GMClass June 2, 2018

aquatic ape

The homo sapiens that thrive in riparian environments and may birth your children in warm water. Basically a mermaid monkey or a selkie.

Devan: babies can swim instinctually and hold their breath when born in water?

Saoirse: well yes, maybe we are all evolved aquatic apes.

by Birth monkey April 2, 2023

Fresh Aquatic Book

FAB!

"Fresh Aquatic Book l"

by Wizodin May 31, 2019

Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror

Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.

Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”

by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022

Aquatic

An LGBTQIA+ member attracted to women and non-binary individuals.

Person 1: "Have you heard about Layla coming out?"
Person 2: "Yeah. She's aquatic, right?"

by dumbfucc June 17, 2021

Aquatic Variable

Performing any sex move underwater

"Yo me and Mandi did Aquatic Variable "Blumpkin" last week, It was so exhilarating!

by Ohioveteran2035 March 27, 2024

Aquatic

Like slay with a little more flavor.

He is slaying the house down boots! That is so aquatic!

by kylecharles May 14, 2022