April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

by betterthenothers November 29, 2023

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th

National send nudes fa no reason day 😁

Bf: it’s April 9th ya know what tha mean😌
Gf: Fineeeee

Bf:🧱🆙

by Mr.Randomshi🤗 April 9, 2022

April 9th

Your girlfriend has to show you her huge perfect boobs. *honk honk*

Hey it’s Dom and it’s April 9th show me your boobs!

by Balls54 April 9, 2024

April 9th

April 9th, national buy your boyfriend a T-shirt day. Show your love by buying him a T-shirt!

Girl, don’t forget April 9th is coming, we gotta get T-shirts!

by gobbledegook April 9, 2024