Aluminum Rockmusic 

A subgenre of Rock music that refers to heavy metal that isn´t all too heavy

Person A: "Wow, this music sounds awesome! What kinda genre is that?"
Person B: "It´s aluminum rockmusic. It´s like heavy metal, but lighter, like aluminum"

Aluminum Rockmusic by Nerdmuffin March 8, 2023

Chinese Aluminum 

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

Chinese Aluminum by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020

Aluminum 

Aluminum is element number 13. It is in period 3 and group 13. Its atomic mass is 26.981539 and has a positive 3 ionic charge. It has a melting point of 1,221 degrees Fahrenheit and a boiling point of 4,478 degrees Fahrenheit. It is accounted for being 8% of the Earth's crust. Around 80% of every single Boeing-747 is entirely aluminum.

Jim: "Hey Randy, do you have any spare Aluminum?"
Randy: "Yes I do Jim. Here's some Aluminum for your Boeing-747!"

Aluminum by Mr. Chemist September 20, 2019

aluminum bat 

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

aluminum bat by Saints September 20, 2003

aluminum ghetto 

A trailer park usually in unkempt condition with old, beater mobile homes the residents of which work in working- class, blue collar, service or contruction jobs and seasonal employment jobs building homes for the ultra rich people or working in ritzy high-class, hoity toity resort areas serving, affluent high class clientle. Such trailer parks are often located a long distance from the jobs requiring long commutes for the workers.

John and his roommate Bill get up early each morning and leave their aluminum ghetto home for the long commute to work their jobs--John as a construction foreman and Bill as a restaurant cook in a ritzy, hoity-toity resort area.

aluminum ghetto by Ahina May 27, 2006

Aluminum Foil Day 

A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.

Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day

Aluminum Foil Day by KUNZE May 13, 2008

Aluminum turd 

Airstream motor home or travel trailer. They come in all sizes. Often driven or towed behind the cars or trucks of snow birds or tourists.

Ronnie: Hey man look at that aluminum turd going all over the road.

Donnie: Damn, you better slow down and let the snow bird pass, don't want get that turd all over your truck.

Aluminum turd by mlhiss March 30, 2008