algebra 

how your past middle school teacher can get back at you in high school

Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)

Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"

*chris thumbsucks*

...isn't algebra useless?

algebra by The Truths June 11, 2007

Algebra 

A waste of an hour every day

Buddy-"How was algebra".

You-"I need to go beat up a homeless farret for an hour".

Algebra by BankingDJ March 29, 2010

Algebra 

Comepletely useless class. All the smart kids take it in middle school. You either get it or you don't. If you fail it, you're screwed for the rest of your math career in high school.

I almost failed Algebra, and now I've almost failed every math class I've ever taken in high school.

Algebra by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

AlgeBRA 

maths so boring that you have to mock the name uncontrollably until it's so old that you put it on Urban Dictionary!

OMFG, I hate AlgeBRA!!!

AlgeBRA by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

algebra 

The most useless piece of shit class ever to be taught. Do not let teachers fool you, algebra will never be useful in everyday life.

Teacher: Algebra will probably be the most useful thing you learn here in the everyday world
Student: Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

algebra by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016

Algebra 

The branch of mathematics that turns simple-minded students into symbol-minded graduates, who work out the values of unknowns x’s, y’s, z’s with the help of a’s, b’s, c’s.

Algebra helps students to move from the particular to the general, as they learn to speak the language of science.

Algebra by Fasters June 18, 2022

Algebra 

The branch of mathematics that turns simple-minded people into symbol-minded citizens, who work out the values of unknowns x’s, y’s, z’s with the help of constants a’s, b’s, c’s.

Algebra helps students to move from the particular to the general, by enabling them to speak the language of science so that they’d make sense of the workings of the universe.

Algebra by Fasters June 26, 2022