new-age scene girl

New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.

Annalise: Who's that girl over there?
Cameron: Oh, that's August. She's a new-age scene girl

by Graystripe November 21, 2016

tender age shelter

A euphemism for a concentration camp for children.

The Trump Administration claimed they were placing children separated from their parents into 'tender age shelters', but everyone knew they really were placing them in concentration camps.

by PainfulTruths June 20, 2018

Walmart Age Structured Population

There are at least two ways to define Age Structured Populations, and there are at least two ways to define The Walmart. Or you could be nice and talk to somebody, like a good Walmartian.

Do I Taylor situationally re. my Walmart Age Structured Population or may I ask a Population, or so, a Size?. .

by ElevenChooseThreePenguino March 2, 2023

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

The Age Seven Ginger Ale Back Smack

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age Seventeen

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age Seventeen

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Community College At Age Seventeen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

half-your-age-plus-seven

The rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

by Agnes "bob" Jedrzejewski November 2, 2005