Afterlife Delight

Getting a handjob from a friend/person/someone in a coma. With permission of course.

P1: bro if you're ever in a coma can I get a afterlife delight?
P2: yeah bro

by mypp June 8, 2022

Afterlife

When the sun goes down (or "sunset" on tombstones), the night life begins. This is when club-hoppers frequent their favorite public places and establishments to socialize and party, usually "turned all-the-way-up" between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. When the clubs shuts down, the night life technically comes to an end. But then the AFTER party continues at a private venue. THIS is the afterlife, where you can finally lay all your inhibitions to rest and resurrect "the real you". Where it's ON 'til the break of dawn!

Him: So, are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
Her: Hell-to-the-naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
Him: Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.

by Execaters June 22, 2023

afterlifed

when you kill an someone on a video game but even though they're dead, they end up killing you because of their horrible lag. other words include: afterlife, afterlifing

I got afterlifed by this kid playing in McDonalds.

by pussack August 5, 2018