aftersex farts

When the sex is so good that you fart really loud after.... and no it's not a queef.

My girlfriend and I had such good sex that my aftersex farts were heard by the neighbors.

aftersex farts by 2hot4you December 10, 2013

aftersex-itis 

That great feeling you get after sex. Some of the cures include: cold pizza, a nice glass of water, and of course, cuddling.

Cindy: "Hey, wanna go out and see a movie?"
Jill: "No thanks, I just got back from my boyfriend's house, and I have major aftersex-itis. Frankly, I don't want to move."

aftersex-itis by Pelican Paulie May 2, 2007

Aftersex 

The violent, uncontrolable muscle spasm one receives after orgasming.

Fool, last night I came so hard, the aftersex knocked my bottle of lube off'a the table!

Aftersex by Anal_Asswhore_69 January 17, 2009