Adult Swim 

The late-night block on Cartoon Network, which pertains to adults, and is actually the only thing good on television right now. Everything else sucks ass.

I watch Adult Swim until my eyes bleed!

Adult Swim by MasterOfMilkshakes March 29, 2009

adult swim 

Not a damn cartoon show. more for the adults that actually have a life and a swimming pool. adult swim is the act that takes place after all the kids are in bed asleep, and the beer has been flowing.

hey baby the kids in bed asleep. you ready to head out to the pool for a little adult swim?

adult swim by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Adult Swim 

1: Anime block on Cartoon Network. When this block is airing, it's the one of the only times TV is worth anyone's time.
2: At many public pools, the time when 100+ kids have to live with cold @$$es and step out of the pool so two old farts can soak their feet.

1: Family Guy is the best show on Adult Swim, and one of the only shows that teenagers and adults can hang on to instead of watching gay channels like Disney Channel.
2: Lifeguard: Adult Swim!!!
Old Lady: Yay! I get to make my feet cold in this square
foot of the pool and watch all those kids drip
wet and freeze!

Adult Swim by Lenny, High Ruler of All that is Evil July 22, 2008

adult swim  

best way to spend you're weekend nights after smoking a blunt and then later topping it all off with some hentai.

i have to take a huge dump but i wont because id rather get a bowel obstruction than miss tim and eric awesum show on adult swim

adult swim by neonskeleton October 27, 2008

Adult Swim 

The greatest block on Cartoon Network, and arguably the single greatest block of all time. Houses comedy shows such as Futurama, Family Guy, and Harvey Birdman, and also anime such as Inuyasha, Ghost in the Shell, and many more. Let's face it- there's too many too count anymore.

When Adult Swim takes over The Simpsons, it will have all that is required to take over all of TV as we know it.

Adult Swim by teh cabose July 25, 2008

Adult Swim 

(N.) A block of Sitcom Cartoons and Anime that despite the name, is really suitable for anyone past the 6th Grade. Some of the shows (such as Family Guy, Trigun, and Cowboy Bebop) are actually worth watching, while the rest of them are just quickly canceled animated sitcoms that Comedy Central hasn't gotten the rights to yet. (Home Movies, Futurama, etc.) Most of them come on on Sunday, along with a few funny originals, such as The Brak Show, and Sealab 2021.

Adult Swim has as much good shows, as they do bad. The rest of the quick canceled cartoon sitcoms are on Comedy Central on Late Night Sundays. They consist of The Critic, Duckman, Gary and Mike, Dilbert, Clerks, and a whole wide assortment of other crap.

Adult Swim by G-Union October 14, 2003

Adult Swim 

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.

My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.

Adult Swim by Jake February 28, 2004