Shark in a Washing Machine

A bad kisser of note.

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.

by ThePaver April 23, 2013

A great white shark (real!)

Ezrah dont look outside

There is a great white shark (real!)

by gayfaggnuts April 30, 2022

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

by тord March 29, 2019

Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick

I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?

by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022

A Spark Sequence

A Spark Sequence is a mathematical sequential relationship defined using variables k, r, a, p and s.

Bravan: What is this sequence?
Brendan: That's ASS!
Bravan: I'm going to beat yo ass
Brian: It's a Spark Sequence!
I TOAD YO ASS BROOME GANG

by kneegero October 30, 2019

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.

A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"

B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"

B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"

by bitteryoungwoman July 8, 2009

Share a Sleepingbag

When a man inserts the head of his uncircumsised penis underneath the foreskin of another man.

Lookin to share a sleepingbag tonight?

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019