Chris: Rocky, why are you all wet?
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
Rocky: Dude, while runnning I really had to go, went in the woods, had no TP, so I used that sprinkler as a yard bidet.
by Avid Runner July 5, 2012
Get the Yard Bidetmug. Cleaning one's nether regions by dipping said regions in a stream of running water, such as a creek or a storm drain on a rainy day.
"Dude, I had to take a dump, but couldn't find any TP, so I went out to the creek and did a sluice bidet."
by word burgler March 4, 2015
Get the Sluice Bidetmug. A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.
by Swinky June 1, 2009
Get the brown bidetmug. by ADPD November 27, 2015
Get the Rusty Bidetmug. When you are on the toilet taking a dump, and a turd falls out and splashes piss water all over your anus.
After a long night at the bar, Mark went into it's restroom and was splashed by the Louisiana bidet.
by Batty_883 January 23, 2015
Get the Louisiana bidetmug. A piss bidet is the post piss splash that occurs when taking a dump that washes your ass of faecal matter.
by DanDut May 30, 2008
Get the Piss Bidetmug. When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.
by CLarry2 May 25, 2017
Get the Nantucket Bidetmug.