More than i can shake a stick at

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.

"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

by Radar the Magnificent April 7, 2011

whipped up a protein shake

Received a blow job

Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.

by TheBigHouse April 21, 2012

shake a leg

as girl from the projects needs to really queef she screams "Shake a leg" at all the girls in warning to stay away from her or else.

Shake a leg ::queef::

by wisehuff December 6, 2009

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Shake a Peter

When one is in a hurry or is rushed. “Shake a Peter” also can be used as Peter shakin’ when one is bored.

“Shake a Peter boys, we’re late!”

by This guy KW October 31, 2021

Shake-A-Leg

A name of a person who has a lab coat tucked into his pants and walks with a limp. Occasionally scratching his ass like he didn't wipe after taking a dump. After scratching he proceeds to shake his leg as if he crumbled the leftovers into his underwear.

Hey look! There goes ole' shake-a-leg. Don't get behind him!

by Thepeoplewatcher May 3, 2023

Shake a Tower

A phrase coined by none other than yours truely in 2023 for "taking a shower," created by swapping the first syllables of the first and last words on accident.

(After Gym)
Tyrone Joeson: John, are you ready for that math test?
John Sears: I'm 'anna go shake a tower real fast for good luck.
Tyrone Joeson: Go get 'em Johnny boy!

by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024