Zoomies

To on the low discuss psychedelic mushrooms

I just got a hold of some crazy good zoomies

by Bigpostagepimp August 15, 2023

zoomie

noun. (plural - zoomies) Students who attend class remotely alongside other students in person. Derived from students using Zoom from home to follow in-classroom instruction and lectures with video/audio. Synonym: Remote students. Became popular during the covid-19 pandemic among grade school educators in 2020-2021.

The zoomies can be difficult to monitor and keep on task; they are not in the classroom, so the teacher now has two "rooms" to watch (the Zoom gallery view and the physical classroom).

by PanditaTeacha June 9, 2021

zoomie

adhd

being a zoomie means having adhd

Girl 1: She is a zoomie
Girl 2: What is a zoomie?

Girl 1: It means she has adhd

by tomaye May 31, 2021

Zoomie

When a dog starts playing and running out of nowhere, and it can't be controlled

Firulais is chasing his tail, that zoomie is freaking me out!

by Bigolita June 8, 2019

Zoomie

This means that you are with a group of friends in the same room on the same zoom meeting.

We are going to host a zoomie tomorrow.

by Star Wordy lll November 18, 2020

Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour

"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."

by Don Palabros February 4, 2025

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024