zog machine

a machine hitler used to kell jewish people which had poisonous fumes

Watch you stupid jew or i will get the zog machine

by chody October 3, 2004

Zog

When someone shaves their own head and misses a part. That part is called a Zog. Equally if you take clippers to someone's head and make one section too short thats noticeable you will have created a Zog. A Zog is an undesirable part of hair that should not be that way. A mistake.

Omg look at that Zog on your head. What a bloody mess

by Sweetshak June 2, 2017

Zog

Pretty cool guy, handsome with a nice beard.

Wow, I love Zog. He’s such a great guy and what a beard.

by JamesT765 November 23, 2021

Zog

A direct replacement for bro, but used for someone who is less intelligent than their sigma counterparts.

What is zog doing?

by SIGMABOZZ October 10, 2023

Zogging

To engage in the mindless consumption of low-quality, algorithmic content. Most commonly done through social media apps like Instagram and TikTok. Often involves being slumped over one's phone.

We caught our friend slumped over in his chair, mindlessly zogging to Instagram reels of cats.

by anonymous December 19, 2024

ZOG

Acronym for Zionist Occupation Government, a antisemitic conspiracy theory that Jews secretly control governments of western states

Alt-righter 1:(((Claudia Sheinbaum))) is now the president of Mexico. She is a kike
Alt-righter 2:Jews have been controlling countries, and soon every nation. Jews want world domination and the extinction of white people
Alt-righter 1:ZOG is getting bigger; we need to stop it

by GasparThalasso June 2, 2025

zig zog

getting attacked from multiple sides

im getting zig zogged by 3 big black men

by smalpppreist September 29, 2022