yonks

the BIGGEST opp, like no questions asked

yo you know that girl thing
oh man, such a yonks

by vanillalover#boring November 6, 2023

Yonk

The act of travelling on land, including walking, running, or driving.

We yonked over to the supermarket.

by HQB2018 May 29, 2018

yonk

The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.

Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.

The yonk was all over his beard.

by aliendave March 5, 2005

yonk

A word that is spoken or muttered while someone is in the process of swiping (swipe) an item that already belongs to them. Similar to 'yoink' except 'yoink' is spoken when someone is swiping an item that rightfully belongs to someone else.

Dennis said 'yonk' as he swiped his cassette adaptor from the cassette deck of the Chevy Suburban. Now how am I going to listen to my iPod on the way home from work.

by Clive&Cleatus II April 2, 2008

yonk

a word used to replace any verb in any sentence to make it sound more jiggy.

nina: i yonk ass sometimes

sabina: yonk me my juul

by ya bbygirl nina May 6, 2018

yonk

A slang term for penis, usually used in the country or southern parts of the nation.

Me and Brian were wrestling and I think he grabbed my yonk.

by tinki 94 December 9, 2008

yonk

a bird which long ago extinct from the face of the earth , aka the 'dodo'.

The only species of Yonk left is found in a methodist school in Singapore, it likes coconuts, but only those found on the ground, not those on the tree, which has a high risk of hitting Yonk's skull.

by yonk August 24, 2003