yog

um....a person who finds these weird ass websites.

finds the ugliest girls to hook up with...yet has beauties on the wall.

i think he has figured it out

by you know who March 21, 2005

Tok and yog

The tok & yoga consists of:

1. Setting up a “good vibes only” space in your house. This should include but not be limited to: low lighting, aroma therapy spritz, cute dogs laying close by, etc.

2. Roll out 1+ yoga mat(s)

3. Choose a yoga video (free on YouTube)

4. Take a fat toke of some dank weed (blue dreams to be specific)

5. Yog

6. Whisper namaste

Person1: hey bestie, what are you doing tonight

Person2: hey girl boss, going to tok and yog.

Person1: wow, I should do that too. It got me so relaxed last time.

by Coatsy-baby Rae December 22, 2021

yog pog

a half strawberry half peach yogurt

Yum a yog pog

by Yonq March 14, 2022

Yog

An adjective used to describe someone as “an ostrich, who’s head got stuck in the ground.” Suggesting that the person is stupid for not understanding a reference, or blind for not seeing something that is clear.

Tina: You’re such a yog!
Gertrude: I know I’m blind but you don’t need to call me that.

by Gertrude is sexy June 2, 2020

Yogness

Yogness is the birds the sky the sun the moon. It’s Finding mother mary in a pile of leafs. Yogness is everything around you.

Praise the Yogness

by Yogger619 July 27, 2020

Yogness

Yogness is the birds, it’s the sky it’s the sun, it’s the moon. Yogness is everything around you.

I found the face of mother mary in the leaves outside my house. Praise the yogness

by Yogger619 July 27, 2020

Yog

A derogatory term for a person in a low level job. Derived from a person who makes yoghurt

I heard Emma's a yog

by Insane jar is 566 August 31, 2020