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I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded

A Turkish proverb. Used when someone is acting know-it-all against someone else that actually knows it all.

'Ben senin güttüğün koyun kadar çoban siktim'
The know-it-all: I have recently read a few articles about X online, so I think I am kind of an expert on the subject now!

The expert: You know I have a PhD in X, right? I fucked as many shepherds as the sheep you herded!
by teori April 3, 2022
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sleeping on you

Not paying any attention
I can't believe everybody is sleeping on you.
by MSKSBOYD July 14, 2016
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you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.
You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"
by Definamy November 20, 2014
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you’re a sleeping onion

duke depp thought the lyrics “you’re asleep in london” we’re you’re a sleeping onion ☹️👎 how humiliating
“you’re a sleeping onion. wait. does it actually say you’re a sleeping onion???”
by dukesthirdtrashcan May 14, 2021
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ram you like a sheep

When you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl's vajayjay. All the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl's horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.
Dude. Last night I totally told Emily "girl, I'm gonna ram you like a sheep. She didn't believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. She wouldn't stop calling me a billy goat gruff.
by Dinosaurian#6 February 22, 2014
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