Wump

Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.

A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”

by FuckingFuck2 May 19, 2019

Wump

Psychic violation

I brought a Wump to the business meeting to read the room.

by nARkwS& July 23, 2022

Wump

A chronic liar and someone who doesn’t brush their teeth

Person 1: “I have 4 lambo’s”

Person 2: “you are a wump”

by MrMakeYourNight December 12, 2020

Wump

A Wump is a combination of Wonk and Lump.

Sydney: Damn Rick those cookies are all wump.

by Wumplord August 01, 2017

Wumps

Uh oh, or boo hoo moment

“Hey you can’t shit on the Ricky piss couch”
“Wumps!”

by Suggy45 September 14, 2023

Wump

N. A house cat.

V. Someone or something that behaves like a house cat.

See also wumpy, or wumpus, or wumpette

Look at that wump. He's so wumpy

by dudemcdudebrobrobro November 07, 2018

tubby-wump-um

A person so fat they look like a honey baked ham.

Alyssa: What am I?

Paul: Honey you're a tubby-wump-um. But do not worry, so am I.

by Fokencio_Yokahu May 08, 2018