woodchipper

something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

by thherhe April 6, 2025

Woodchipper

Someone who gives a very toothy blow job and takes out chunks of skin with their teeth

Man that girl is a woodchipper...after she blew me I was raw and couldn’t jack off for 3 days

by Badgertexas December 25, 2020

Woodchipper

The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties

I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.

by Nerul July 2, 2008

Woodchipper

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces

I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful

by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019