Woodchipper

Someone who gives a very toothy blow job and takes out chunks of skin with their teeth

Man that girl is a woodchipper...after she blew me I was raw and couldn’t jack off for 3 days

by Badgertexas December 25, 2020

Woodchipper

The only proven 100% effective cure for pedophilia.

When tossing a chomo into a woodchipper, make sure you put them in feet first, so they suffer longer.

by Mycrofft February 2, 2025

woodchipper

something you toss pedos and zoos into

Pedo: I love grooming and raping little boys and girls
Random guy: To the fucking woodchipper you go

by thherhe April 6, 2025

German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit

Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!

by Worstgirlfailever March 19, 2024