Throat Wobbler

A person who delibertely pronounces their own name incorrectly in a usually vane attempt to appear more interesting, from the Monty Python sketch of the early 70s.

‘Mr. Raymond Luxury-Yacht, who claims his name, while spelled as Raymond Luxury-Yacht is actually pronounced, ‘Throat Wobbler Mangrove.’
Lately it has come to include those who actually mis-spell their own name, Zooey instead of Zoe, Brion instead of Brian.

No she's a bit of a throat wobbler, she writes her name ‘Muriel,’ but pronounces her name ‘Mer-Reel,’

by Dainty Lardarse May 6, 2018

wobbler

A scantily-clad dressed woman, very under the influence or drunk, and cannot maintain balance while walking. Often seen wearing short skirts and high-heels with her knees about to buckle and also yelling "Woo-hoo!". These characters are often found in your local bar on a Friday or Saturday night 10pm.

Dude #1: "Hey, look at that tramp over there. She looks like she's about to bust her ass in those heels"
Dude #2: "Ugh, poor Wobbler....."

by Mac_and_Shauna August 30, 2016

Wobbler

A humanoid creature found in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS). Wobblers have existed since the dawn of time. Wobblers can be red or blue. Wobblers have no facial features, other than two googly eyes. Red and blue wobblers have a big rivalry, and will try to murder each other. Wobblers do not speak English, they instead speak gibberish, or just yell.

These two wobblers are really strong, I wonder who will win in the battle.

by NotNickW October 21, 2021

word wobbles

When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.

Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.

Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?

by starebynight February 8, 2005

Doom Wobbles

A term For skateboarding when you get such a thing called Speed Wobbles.

"Man i was bombing this gnarly hill the other day and i got doom wobbles and ate it so hard"

by badunkadaaayum November 9, 2006

wiener wobbler

1. Someone or something that wobbles its wiener

2. A naked person with a penis

3. An insult

"There's a sideshow at the circus called the Magnificent Wiener Wobbler"

"Look at that wiener wobbler running onto the field"

"Stop being such a wiener wobbler"

by vasknuke August 2, 2015