Oldham

People from here often say they are form Manchester but people form Manchester act like they aren’t

Person : were u from

Oldhamer : Manchester

P : When in Manchester

O :Oldham

P :Fuck of lying u not from many

by Big fat cunt July 30, 2019

Oldham-ing

Oldham-ing or to be a bit of an Oldham......is to exist with no knowledge of the modern world's idioms and to be continually perplexed by new phrases.

Normally just a problem for the very old. But occasionally someone you know will drop themselves right in it for the amusement of all !

"Last night someone asked to hook up, I thought it was just drugs but ended up having sex in a lay by. Doh! What am I like?"
"Have you been oldham-ing again?"

by Fran P 666 June 7, 2014

Alexander Oldham

Name, and English name after the town of oldham. Means Fat-fuck.

Hey looks it’s an Alexander oldham!

by Astrawire July 17, 2024

Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.

“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”

by El Slobo June 24, 2022