Queeter Whittle

Someone who feels joyful but has trouble with understanding and remembering certain topics, events, etc.

Julius, you are sometimes a real Queeter Whittle.

by Some Guy Named Cozmi April 12, 2022

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

i've had my gamerscore reset said billy. oh you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of bloody crabs October 28, 2010

Whittling the Gobbler

Occurs when the neck skin of an elderly man or woman is used as a makeshift sexual orifice.

"I just caught my grandfather whittling the gobbler with my grandmother. It was awesome!"

by Mr. Crafty March 01, 2009

Hippie Whittling

Slang for the act of scraping resin from a bowl or bong.

Dude, I couldn't get a hold of my connect last night so I had to do some hippie whittling to get by.

by Whiskey Warlord October 08, 2010

fittle my whittle

Masturbate

I'm such a saint, I just fittle my whittle sometimes.

by LitMan22 May 08, 2017

Whittle your twig

masturbating.

Yeah, I have to go home and whittle my twig. When do you get to whittle your twig?

by tengowood August 19, 2009

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004