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clit whisperer

1. Main usage: A person who delivers exquisite cunnilingus, able to deliver knee-trembling pleasure to even the most stubbornly unresponsive of love beans.

2. Also, less commonly: a man who's voice is so gravelly that if he were to talk over a women's clitorus the vibrations would inevitably tickle her to a powerful climax.
1. "How was your night with Stuart?"
"Unbelievable, he may look like a computer progammer, but i swear he's a fucking clit whisperer. I came so hard i passed out. "

2. "I'd say David Attenburgh is the greatest clit whisperer of our time. You reckon?"
"Nah, Barry White's tones would rattle your little bean to heaven in a nano second. Attenburgh has neither the consistency nor bass. I'd like it if he was my grandad though."
by slickdigby March 15, 2012
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Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.
Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.
by darcyism May 21, 2009
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santorum whisperer

antigay closet christians and politicians, outed by the news media who whisper about santorum foamy liquid and hot gay sex.
Rep. Foley is really a santorum whisperer.
Ted Haggard the santorum whisperer, claimed that his feelings of sexual attraction to men had miraculously disappeared.
by B1truthteller February 27, 2012
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Seed Whisperer

1. One who has a passion, luck, or is excessively skilled with the cultivation of marijuana. This title is used for those who are truly skilled in growing weed (not for any casual grower) due to the many aspects which make marijuana growing a skill.

2. Can also be used for a grower who successfully grows weed under circumstances in which others would most likely fail.
1. Dude, you've got to try out this weed. I got it from a Seed Whisperer!

2. Hey, I heard Eddy harvested 5 pounds off one plant. He must be a Seed Whisperer.

3. (At high school)
Guy 1: Dude! Greg grew 7 plants all 5 feet tall in his room in his tiny house without his parents noticing!
Guy 2: Damn kid's a Seed Whisperer.
by the seed whisperer February 22, 2011
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Squirrel Whisperer

A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
by Indy Jones September 25, 2011
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Code Whisperer

A code whisperer is a prodigal problem-solving programmer who spits out code... "Rain Man" style.
Javascript problem... where's the "Code Whisperer"?
by emman.com December 8, 2010
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Junkie Whisperer

Someone who helps a junkie and actually produces a visible result.
A drug counselor or therapist. A life-coach.

An alternative rock group from Tejas.
His Junkie Whisperer got him a job, and he actually went!
by Depot Diva June 30, 2012
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