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Whateverland

A place for people who are clueless about life.

Mythical small town, populated only by stupid residents.
Matt: "I think that cheerleader WANTS me!"
Sam: "Whateverland...."
Whateverland by Scrappy SamCat February 4, 2009

whatever lifts your luggage 

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

Whatever Caulks Your Wagon 

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.
ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

whatevership 

An in-between state where one's relationship with another does not have specific or clear parameters which could be due to a variety of factors, including but not limited to old feelings becoming new feelings, time and distance related circumstances, and a general uncertainty yet potentiality that leaves one hopeful yet unclear of the possibilities.
I just reconnected with an old friend and it's been a long time. We used to have a relationship, and there is a potential for another, but the mean time, it's kind of an interesting "whatevership"
whatevership by DoubleB77 July 31, 2016

Whatever 

A: I didn't tell you that earlier because I was busy.

B: Whatever
Whatever by Already Taken December 16, 2016

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries 

A saying notifying carelessness or heedless feelings. Coined by Regina George, a fictional character from the 2004 movie, Mean Girls.
"Cady: It's 40 percent. Well 48 over 120 equals X over 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of X.
Regina George: *Confused look* Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries. "