Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?

by the sexy god January 9, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.

"Hey babe, I wanna try a whataburger wet wipe, you down?"
"Sure, what is that though?"

by Joji_666 February 13, 2024

Whataburger wet wipe

Beauty Queen

You are a whataburger wet wipe Toni

by Bougee69 February 20, 2024

Whataboner

When you got like a hard-on for a Whataburger. Like just absolutely lusting for it. To the point where you have a mighty need for some Whataburger.

Dude, you cannot be giving me a Whataboner while we're drinking, I can't drive.

by H1Sp33d February 20, 2024

Whatabunchalogus

An unnecessary extra step to any process.

Why does she always need to do foreplay before sex whatabunchalogus.

by Biggie beez September 9, 2025