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Double Welty

The act of plesuring 2 males at once. Typically done with one's hands.
Dude did you see what was going on in the tree house? No man what happened? Bruh she was giving them the double Welty!
by The Welts November 5, 2014
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weltanschlauung

weltanschlauung  velt-ahn-shlou-oong

–noun

The penis's often extravagantly articulated comprehensive view or image of the universe as little more than a stage for acquisition of vaginal vector.
If arguably a bit cock-eyed, my teenage weltanschlauung often had me comfortably ensconced in nubile trim.
by Mo Dixley February 16, 2010
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Weltschmutz

n. (alternative spellings: Weltschmuts or Weltsmuz)
1. bastardized German/Yiddish word (welt=world, schmutz=filth) that is a mockery of weltschmerz (Welt=world, schmerz=pain). Both 'Weltschmutz' and 'Weltschmerz' are terms for melancholy or world-weariness; they differ in the respect that Weltschmutz lacks all the dignity, poetry, and faggy Romanticism that Weltchmerz is associated with. Rather than reading Goethe's "Sorrows of Young Werther," a zombie movie marathon would suffice to convey the feeling, by closely observing the typical sad, blank expressions of the zombies. It is the state of abject sadness common to everyday life: boring, numb to pain, burying the world under the dirt and filth of the Earth.
2. a lively, dirty bastard or disreputable person who somehow retains grace, despite their lack of dignity; literally, a stain on the earth that resists being removed.
1.

"Whassup with Toby, he's looking so sad and staring into the campfire for like an hour...?!"
"Oh, just Weltschmerz"
"Weltscherz? More like Weltschmutz—Toby ain't no fucking young Werther."

2.
"How is Falstaff so charming? He lies; he cheats; he steals; he's a coward; he's selfish; he's old and fat; he drinks excessively; he's all vice; and never, ever repents."
"..."
"Well?!"
"Sorry, I thought you answered your own question. He's a Weltschmutz. Enough said."
by inglosolunbe September 29, 2013
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zack welton

Fat creepy man who collects cans and rides his bike around lunenburg Massachusetts. Creepy man who does weird shit
Zack welton likes to ride his bike and get his can man groove on.
by Burger King man October 17, 2020
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welton

A person that enjoys collecting or hording multiple transformers.
Boy I'm starting to worry about Sam, I think he's becoming a welton.
by Bigdaints January 24, 2017
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Fuck Welts

Multiple bruises and raised red marks emanating from the vaginal vacinity as a result of slappy coitus.
I didn't think the dick-slapping would cause such well-defined fuck welts.
by Schmedley Finkelstein November 28, 2010
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Welting and Belting

Sexual Intercourse, phrase specific to Portadown, N Ireland.
Did you get any welting and belting last night?
by Pat M25 October 4, 2010
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