waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023

Waffle house

A dining place that is UNTOUCHABLE, waffle house is ALWAYS OPEN. Sometimes in a REALLY bad storm it will have "limited menu". if it is closed RUN- wait no, IF IT IS CLOSED THERE IS NO SAVING YOURSELF YOU ARE DOOMED, REALITY IS SHATTERED, EXISTENCE IS UPSIDE DOWN, TIME IS DEAD AND MEANING HAS NO MEANING. also caseoh breeding grounds

wanna go to waffle house

its closed

HOLY SHI-

by 0mAkine January 8, 2025

Waffle House Rimmie

When you are in a Waffle House bathroom and and a woman or man comes in behind you hits you in the back of the head and gives you a rim job after smothering syrup all around your asshole

Hey man a cute girl walked into a Waffle House bathroom so I gave her a Waffle House Rimmie

by Waffle House party February 2, 2017

Waffle House bet

An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.

Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.

by Kaluas July 9, 2011

Waffle House Wendy

A defensive fast food employee that is ready to throw down whenever needed

"Bro, did you see how that Waffle House Wendy caught that chair!?"

by Karbman December 29, 2022

Waffle House Slut

A girl that trolls around one or more Waffle Houses (or other 24-hour "restaurants") and picks up whatever guy will go home with her. Often current or former employees of the restaurant or chain they frequent.

Nancy is such a Waffle House Slut, she doesn't even have guys buy her coffee before she takes them home for a quickie.

What a Waffle House Slut...I sold her pot out back of the restaurant she worked at and then nailed her in my car.

by David Boone December 7, 2010

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011