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Vlado the Vladislaf

A person who usually says the most random and bullshit things that come to mind. He is so stupid and random and when he says that he is saying stupid and random shit on purpose and you know it's not true, you know it only makes him look stupider . Usually this type of person refers to Russia as a western european kingdom.
Friend: "Vlado, veruvash vo Gospod?"

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne."

Friend: "Znachi ti si ateist."

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne, shto e toa ateist?"

Friend: "Shto mislish ti deka e ateist?"

Vlado the FUCKING Vladislaf: *legitemately thought this was the answer* "Ne bea ateisti tie shto povikuvaat demoni navecher?"

Friend: "VLADO!!!"
by Fuckboy McGee April 19, 2018
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vahorizontal

I took that chick home and then saw that she had a vahorizontal. I'm still having nightmares.
by ronald6969 December 2, 2010
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vlahogoat

Best individual known to man. If you see vlahogoat give him a big kiss
I love vlahogoat. I will give him a big kiss
by vlahogoat October 29, 2023
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marco vlahos

A guy with a bolomphous cock and a hairy, tight pussy. He is also that guy with a laugh that that sounds like he wants a cock in his mouth. I AM THIS PERSON. I AM LOOKING FOR SEX. I NEED JESUS.
Suck my Marco Vlahos
by RIP_THE_DAb October 17, 2017
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Jusuf Vlahovic

Jusuf Vlahovic is better then Supa in every aspect in life so every guy named Supa cant talk when they are near Jusuf Vlahovic
Oh its Jusuf Vlahovic, Supa pls be quiet
by Jusuf Vlahovic November 20, 2021
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Jusuf Vlahovic

Jusuf Vlahovic is better than Supa in every aspect of the life and if Supa is around Jusuf Vlahovic he cant talk because Jusuf Vlahovic is so much better!
Supa be quite Jusuf Vlahovic is coming
by Jusuf Vlahovic November 21, 2021
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vlah

Vlah is a term that is mostly related to vampires or vampirism. It can also mean something mildly gross or disgusting happening to a person (kind of like blech).
1. Vampire: 'Sup, buddy, I've come to suck your blood.
Buddy: Eat sunlight, you bloodsucker!
Vampire: Vlah!

2. Maria: How are you?
Angus: I'm good, how are... vlah! A bug just flew in my
mouth!
by redhaiku May 19, 2007
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