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psychic vampires

n. one who sucks the energy and life out of you

"These "suckers" are not bad people, most of them are not aware on a conscious level that they are doing what they are doing. Still, their unknowing actions can play havoc with anyone who leaves an energetic opening for this type of thievery. It is important for us to be aware that we may be susceptible to having our energies stolen from us and learn ways to protect ourselves. The harm in a psychic attack is that there is no fair exchange of energy and therefore one feels depleted while the other becomes energized."
i was completely energized by Matthew in the beginning, but as time went on, he became one of the infamous psychic vampires who sucked the life and love right out of me
by psychicvictim August 31, 2013
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Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens

Three things that are not scary at all. Despite this, all of the above are by-far scarier than paranormal activity, which is the lowest form of human entertainment. Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens can be fun in certain situations , no-ones debating that, but scary, no.
dudet: Vampires are sexy and scary! Do you think?...

dude: No. In fact, I think you're a f*cking idiot for thinking so..

dudet: Jeeze, next thing you know you'll be saying zombies and aliens are not scary..

dude: Eghh!...

Zombies, Vampires, and Aliens .. not scary at all
by xbluefirexv December 29, 2012
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morganville vampires

morganville vampires by writen by Rachel Caine. there are 6 books so far. more to come. morganville vampires deal with vampires. unlike twilight the vampires are bad. but of course a few are good. the story takes place in morganville texas.
main charters: claire danvers(16 year old college student), shane collins(18 year old hottie/badass rebell), eve rosser18 year old goth with a psyco killer brother), michael glass(18 year old sexy musician with a hotter secert then he is), monica morrell(cheif skank)ovlier(evil)amelie(the most bad ass vamp there is), sam glass(micheal glass's grandfather)
sarah aka eve: have you read morganville vampires?
justine aka claire:hell yeah it awsome!shane collins is hott! he's mine you cant have him!!
sarah aka eve: shane is hott but micheal is sexyy!
by mrs.eve glass March 1, 2009
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Wannabe Vampires

Kids who usally range from Fifth to Eighth grade, who drink V8 and dress like a Goth or Emo dude/dudette. Wannabe Vampires also like to "tell" on people that they dislike or wanna start shit with, and then start crying in front of a Teacher/Princible. They usually hang around Dark areas like a Goth or Emo.
Jonny- WOAH! LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!!!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!
by iwouldbangagothchick October 13, 2010
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Crotch Vampires

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.
by Tzepish March 2, 2005
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Attracting Lesbian Vampires

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.
God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.
by pdxpunk July 4, 2010
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Theatres des Vampires

A gothic metal band that came from Italy. There earlier albums had quite a bit of black metalness in them, which completely died out on their Nightbreed of Macabira. After that album male vocalist Lord Vampyre was kicked out, and their back-up vocalist Scarlett became their lead vocalist. A lot of their songs sing about evil and/or Satan.

They were the first band to be given the called vampiric metal (which isnot a genre).
I love the song Tenebra Dentro off by Suicide Vampire, by Theatres des Vampires.
by Necrotika July 18, 2006
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