A quality of a vampire.
Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!
Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!
by bodaciousweather March 27, 2009
Also known as 'vamphyri'. A mythical, undead, immortal, parasitic monster that feeds on the blood of living humans in order to animate itself. This is done via fangs, or the less-used method sucking the blood through the skin's pores. A single bite can transform the victim into a vampire. Vampires are unable to physically procreate as their bodies remain frozen in time from the moment they become 'undead'. Sunlight is a vampire's mortal (and on occasion fatal) enemy, as vampires are "creatures of the night". Vampires can be killed by sudden or prolonged exposure to sunlight, dismemberment, wooden stakes to the heart, and by fire. A stake must be put through the heart of a vampire's dead victim and their head must be severed from the body, or they return as full vampires. Vampires cannot enter a home without being invited in first. They have no reflection in mirrors. They also cannot cross running water (unless it is in their own homeland). Rumored to be weak against garlic, holy water, and crucifixes. Also rumored to have illusionary shapeshifting abilities as well as the power of flight, mind-reading and hypnosis. May or may not sleep upside down or in coffins.
Such vampires in fictional literary works such as that of Briam Stoker, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, Brian Lumley, and John Steakly. See also vampires in works such as Van Helsing, and John Carpenter's Vampires.
(Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)
(Not to be confused with necrophiliacs, humans with blood fetishes, or delusional high schoolers.)
by L/F October 26, 2008
random guy-Dude vampires are the shit!
Random twilight bitch- Oh em jeee!! yuo shuuld reed twilitez
random guy- i shouldn't
random twilight bitch- *starts crying*
Random twilight bitch- Oh em jeee!! yuo shuuld reed twilitez
random guy- i shouldn't
random twilight bitch- *starts crying*
by Listen to SLAYER!! October 29, 2009
The action of having sex with a girl while she is actively on her rag then, subsequently, having her go down on you. The blood dripping from the sides of her mouth after this action will cause her to look quite similar to the famous creature of the night.
"What!? She told me she was on her rag!"
"She was, but I used it as an opportunity to try out the vampire."
"She was, but I used it as an opportunity to try out the vampire."
by DirtySan December 07, 2009
A demonically possessed corpse, contrary to popular culture. They can appear in any way, not just a tall Romanian gentleman. They are super humanly strong and smarter than most, along with overall enhanced abilities. They can be countered with religious icons, roses, holy water, silver, garlic and other such objects.
by L. Marshall June 12, 2009
You know what they are. Drinkers of blood. Human blood. Not animal blood, and then say your 'vegetarian'. Nope, real vampires are allergic to sunlight, and if they do come into contact with it, they do not sparkle...ever. Thus, Edward Cullen is not a vampire, if anything hes the pussy vampire who gets beaten up by all the other vampires for being different.
1: Dude I read this book about vampires..
2:Don't say it. Twilight is not a book about vampires.
1: Nevermind then..
2:Don't say it. Twilight is not a book about vampires.
1: Nevermind then..
by ALPHABET SOOP May 26, 2009
NOT EDWARD...more like Dracula, Louie, or Lestat.
They don't sparkle, and the usually dont fall in love with ugly homey looking teenagers.
They are protayed in movies to drink blood, kill, nocturnal creatures, and very old.
They don't sparkle, and the usually dont fall in love with ugly homey looking teenagers.
They are protayed in movies to drink blood, kill, nocturnal creatures, and very old.
REAL EXAMPLE FROM MY SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS:dumb blonde "Dracula,vampire? Oh you mean like twilight"
meh "you dumb cunt, Dracula could destroy bella edward and those dumb werewolves with his pinky in less time then you could say 'twilight sucks', but if you're really that deprived of the world or a brain then yes like twilight."
meh "you dumb cunt, Dracula could destroy bella edward and those dumb werewolves with his pinky in less time then you could say 'twilight sucks', but if you're really that deprived of the world or a brain then yes like twilight."
by Lilith Rose April 30, 2009