utility pocket

A hot pocket with multiple uses. First the Vallie creature fucks it, using the marinara sauce as a gentle lube. After the hot pocket has been fucked it is then consumed, resulting in a multi use hot pocket.

I fucked the utility pocket in my hentai filled shame dungeon.

by #Hashtagtherealmcqueen December 11, 2016

Utility strength

Someone who is big but cant lift for shit in the gym , commonly used to make said person feel better about them self.

I know you lift more than me but I have more utility strength!

by Gymrat406 March 5, 2021

utility fem

a bisexual afab person who no matter what they do or wear still is clocked as feminine. they are normally handy and stronger than they look. incredibly hot to everyone because of how confusing their gender expression is.

Look at those levi cut offs and button up shirt
Oh, they’re total a utility fem

by lemjamin October 31, 2021

utility person

One who always does what family and friends ask of them but they are excluded from being invited to or are not a part of any activities they are not needed do provide a a service for.

Sure I'll come to the get together and do whatever you need me to do. It's ok if you act like I'm not there I love bring your utility person.

by Too old for this poop June 4, 2022

utility belt

10 x pills

Yo we are going to party tonight I need a utility belt

by Turkey shooter May 29, 2024

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Pubic utility

One who serves a wide range of the community sexually, may be thought of as a pubic utility!

Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016