When after birth, the umbilical cord is saved preserved with preservatives from a bag of beef jerky or similar preservatives, kept moist then stretched, put on your penis then masterbaited into.
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Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.
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