Umeni

Bunch of retards in grey uniform who guard the property for 24/7 and gets paid crap. Also occasionally have a crush on the police and FBI

Hey look at Peter he's a motherfucking Umeni Security Corp piece of shit, he loves to give piggyback ride to Tidis,!NVITE, Blume,New Dawn,HAUM and even fucking Gallilei. He also killed a innocent beautiful man in tidis at 3:00 AM

by AlexanderIsGreekKiddos December 14, 2025

The Unmentionable

Performing "The Unthinkable," then you put your dirty wang in her mouth.

See above for "The Unmentionable."

by Gargamel2 October 8, 2008

slack-umentation

Aloof ephemeral documentation or note taking using slack.

Bill was thinking about a new project idea while on the move. He quickly opened his mobile Slack app and sent the idea to his team. Later, in an email, Bill asked his team whether or not they had viewed his slack-umentation.

by 2mas2 May 20, 2018