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Ubuntu

A euphemism for Group Sex: as illustrated by the menage'-trois logo of the Ubuntu Operating System.
Man to Wife:

"Hey honey, I've got a bottle of lube and some rubbers... Whad'ya say you and me go Ubuntu on the babysitter?"
by UbuntuBob January 24, 2012
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For people too smart to buy windows, but too stupid to pirate it.
by Rinaldo Corey August 11, 2008
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(Adverb/Noun) Used to describe people who are idiots, prefer not to think for them selves, and follow the general crowd into oblivion. Enjoy annoying others.Generally allergic to reading anything other than harry potter
1. "Your such an ubuntu"
2. "I just ubuntu'd"
3. "how do i gets mouse works?!" Reply: STFU Ubuntu
4. "¿Sé que esto es una charla inglesa, pero cómo consigo ventanas del ubuntu instaladas?" ("I know this is an english chat, but how do I get ubuntu windows installed?") in english (no reply, just state that s/he is an ubuntu)
by Gentoo FTW January 31, 2008
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an exclamation that shows your fustration with in a certain momentof time. like the linux program, ubuntu is fustrating and makes no sence at all..... screamed aloud it is best used to let some one know what an idiot they are.
UBUNTU!!!!!! you are such a friggen tard! dont you understand anything? or did you finish your quantom physics homework? no its ubuntu, it makes no sence andi hate it!
by big joey 69 October 29, 2007
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I am because we are. We are because CHRIST is.
Do life!
TAG (the atlanta gathering)
ELCA (evangelical lutheran church of america) youth gathering 2003!
Are you practicing Ubuntu?
by A Lutheran July 23, 2003
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Ubuntu Beads

Ubuntu Beads are special African beads that have the ability to protect you from AIDS/HIV
"when I was fucking this hooker bareback, I thought oh shit AIDS! Then I remembered I had my Ubuntu beads so its all gravy"
by Hancock112 February 6, 2014
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Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings

Where atheist computer nerds go instead of hell.
Man, he didn't use the checksum on the new Tails download? The IISG (Ironic Internet Security God) will make him run Ubuntu Wi-Fi Settings tech support for like... decades.
by Reactor Chamber December 14, 2014
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