thirty thousandaire

n. someone who lives above their means or wants people to think they are rich. prevalent in Dallas, Texas.

Sam's not rich. He leases that Beamer and rents that condo. He's a thirty thousandaire.

by MDub November 8, 2005

reverse twisty

In porno, when a male actor is jerking off and he turns his hand "upside down" so that his thumb and forefinger are facing "down" toward his body and the palm is on top of the penis.

Peter North was yanking it and all of a sudden he turned his hand over and gave himself a reverse twisty.

by The Brains January 17, 2006

fuck-thirty

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.

After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.

by Goostoff January 28, 2005

never-thirty

A term used to predict the arrival time of a particular person or event when desiring to connote an extremely low probability of occurrence. Alternate spellings include never:thirty and never:30

Hey, what time do you think David is going to show up? Oh, I'd say about never-thirty.

by Cousin & Cuz August 19, 2007

double twisty gawk gawk

The double twisty gawk gawk is ONLY used when your man has been acting up. (Make sure he’s got a big penis though or that’s the double twisty bawk bawk for Small penis’ you peck it like a chicken)

You spit on his erect penis. Take both hands around the base of the penis. And start twisting in a circular motion up and down all while you’re sucking the head (make sure to use vacuum seal suction for ultimate pleasure)

Friend 1: I think *insert name* is going to leave me what do I do

Friend 2: you give your man that double twisty gawk gawk!! He can’t leave you once you give him that Porn Star Head!!

by shakespearsbabe June 16, 2018

thirty-sixties

n. A Chicagoland slang for mid-grade marijuana. It is often concidered as "failed" dank and should contain minimal seed count. The name refers to the amount for it is sold for: 30 dollars an eighth or 60 dollars a quarter.

Hey Jeremy, what'd you pick up this week?

Just an ounce of the thirty-sixities.

by dee eye zee May 27, 2005

thirty rack

A 30 case of beer, generally Busch Light. Used frequently by high school and college students.

All I know is I give somebody $20 and they come back with a thirty rack of beer.

by Buckles McGee December 9, 2008