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twiddle fingers

That guy fingered so many girls, he’s such a twiddle fingers
by Haribo218 December 12, 2019
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Twiddle Dick

A twiddle dick is the opposite of a chode. Almost physically impossible, this penis goes inside the body, almost like a vagina, except not. Twiddle. Inward. PENIS
I couldn't have sex with him because he had a twiddle dick!
by CUMLICKER 2 November 20, 2009
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twiddle the nord

The act of rubbing a woman's clitoris. There are numerous Nord Twiddling techniques. Twiddling the Nord (clit) comes from the work Twiddle that means to rub your index finger and thumb together in a circular motion with slight pressure causing heat.
Hey man, Jenny loves to have her Nord Twiddled. Oh really, I did not realize that you were such an expert Nord Twiddler. Yes, she loves for me to Twiddle the Nord.
by allnightdiver July 2, 2009
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Twern Twiddling

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).
Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.
by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009
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Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.
"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"
by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017
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diddle twiddle

getting a bitch to slob on your knob.
Usually during a severe dryspell when a slob on your knob is essential to your health.
"I need to get my diddle twiddled"
"Why wont any girls twiddle with my diddle?"
by JBeck December 12, 2007
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twiddle weed

A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.
by Liam Murphy June 3, 2003
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