twern

The space between ones anus and genitalia; the pereneum

'The bike seat made Ians twern ache'

by Bobolovski October 5, 2006

Twenny Spot

An 8th of Cannabis in England. Costing £20 unless you're from a shit place like Phetford where it's like £25.

Jayce: Alright Ben, you got a cheeky twenny spot in?
Ben: Yeah mate, come down whenever. Only 2 gram though mate.
Jayce: Get fucked then mate.
*Hangs Up*

by SkinUpADoob November 21, 2009

twerty

The ages between late twenties and early thirties. Similar to tween. Around 27-32 years old.

I know he is thirty-nine, but he doesn't look a day over twerty.

by Janet L. Jackaruso February 10, 2008

Twerly

Comes from the question asked by concessionary free bus pass users in the mornings, as the pass does not come into effect until 0930 hrs. "Am I t'w early ?" = twerly

Am I twerly?

by Dufflepud January 31, 2009

Twenny three pirates

Spoof name for the music band “Twenty One Pilots”

“Have you heard Twenny three pirates new album? Ah it sucksss”

by CodeGrack November 17, 2021

Twern Twiddling

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.

by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009

Twerky

all messed up

That girl is twerky

by The_Cooty_Queen October 13, 2010