I grabbed the bitch by the anckles and spread her legs wide then stomped down hard, leaving a twat waffle impression!
by VendettaWylde April 3, 2011
1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment
by Ashlor February 11, 2010
twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.
by uzirider79 October 20, 2008
A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009
1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 March 30, 2007
The twat waffle last night was amazing
by greg gill May 13, 2008
a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!
by dirtnastyOSU December 14, 2010