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Turtlenerd

A species of human-like animals that are born on the island of turtopia carry the turtlenerd gene called turtitis and, are usually adopted by human parents. Turtlenerds are born with a shell, but human parents generally have it removed at a young age so that their child can better fit in with other human children. Turtlenerds commonly wear jackets zipped all the way up their neck in order to cope with their shell removal. As they age, turtlenerds develop a liking of both food and reading.
Jill-"Ashly did you that girl over there?"

Ashly-"Yeah she's really weird. She always keeps her jacket zipped up and all she does is read."

Jill-"I know, she must be a turtlenerd or something"
by gineva November 21, 2011
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Turtleaddison

Turtleaddison is an aesthetic fanpage of Addison Rae, a famous TikToker. They are one of the most famous fanpage on TikTok. People uses her to gain followers but please don't do that as they don't like it.
Turtleaddison is the best fanpage.
by beomchars October 3, 2021
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guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
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turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
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turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
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growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.
by BlastFamous July 6, 2009
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turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
by Mike April 12, 2004
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