Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023

double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy

by double chonker September 30, 2022

Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!

ITS TIME TO KISS YOUR HOMIES FR

"HELLO GIVE ME A BIG OL SMOOCH, ITS NATURAL KISS YOUR 'FRIENDS' DAY TUESDAY!

by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

DTF tuesdays

one day of the week where you get drunk, traditionally in a large blue van, and are down to fuck.

DTF tuesdays are classic

by ooh you know March 11, 2008