Tua

tua is that 1 annoying guy who is probably tonga, maori, samoan, who will always get mad over the most simple shit ever

''Tua just broke something''

by Titan pilot November 23, 2021

tua

A failed abortion who snipes people's 10 winstreaks in Minecraft bedwars. His parents try to make him feel loved by letting him spend their money on Hypixel.

tua: all yuall bitchas foreal
normal person: someone take that thing to planned parenthood please...

by Punished Soleimani April 28, 2021

Tua

Tua is a dude with the biggest tripod cock

Retard: Tua definitely has a shrimp cock.
Alpha male chad: nah I’ve seen his cock it’s huge, he has a third leg with his horse cock

by Blakeney got a small cock November 27, 2021

Tua

A Tongan boy who is very muscular and strong. Some may refer to him as a horse because of his horse like qualities. He is also a very funny guy.

Tua is an all-around person

by buhlob September 25, 2020

Tua

Term given to the worst American football player alive or dead.

After throwing his third interception of the day, he became a Tua.

by Hammerthrust December 15, 2024

Menagerie-a-tua

A threesom comprised of furries.

"I was surprised that the two furry girls at the party would agree to a menagerie-a-tua with me."

by The worst English student April 17, 2023

Tua Legs

When a male or female reaches a state of ecstasy/climax while standing, that persons legs lose most strength resulting in a wobbly gate. Also called Bambi legs

I was pleasuring myself in the shower, and upon ejaculation I got the most insane case of Tua Legs.

by Fominroman September 26, 2022