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Tsukkomi

A Japanese word with multiple meanings. Particularly, a term used in Japanese comedy to denote:

1. The act of pointing out that something is ridiculous or silly. Usually this is something another person (known as the "boke") says or does. May involve violence towards the boke, such as hitting them on the head with a fan (esp. in anime) or slapping them on the forehead.

2. The person who does the tsukkomi.
Boke: "Hi, I'm Bob."
Tsukkomi: "Nice to meet you Bob, my name is Tiffany."
Boke: *Gets down on one knee and pulls out ring* "Do you want to get married?"
Tsukkomi: "Well that escalated quickly."
Boke: "That was a nice tsukkomi. ...so... should I take that as a yes, or...?"
Tsukkomi: *Walks away"
Boke: "... huh. I'm sure that was the perfect timing though."
by VVayfarer November 28, 2018
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Porcelain Tsunami

Porcelain Tsunami is when your fucking someone in the bathroom from behind near the Toilet and you grab them by the neck or Head and put there head in the toilet and Flush it with there face in it before Busting a Nut.
I just gave her a mean Porcelain Tsunami from the Rear.
by mike mike p. April 5, 2011
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Tsukiyama

A Gay ghoul that has a fetish for smol 19 year old boys
Kaneki: Tsukiyama...no

OH KANEKI KUN YOU TASTE AMAZING
by Kaneki Ken July 12, 2016
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Caffeine Tsunami

The inevitable urge to crap after drinking a cup of coffee, produced by the physiological effects of caffeine on the bowels. Usualy this urge comes on fast and strong, like an unstoppable rebel force.
Jake: "Why were you late to class this morning?"

Ben: "The caffeine tsunami hit on the drive to school. It was all I could do make it to the can."
by Waine Ker November 19, 2012
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fecal tsunami

An explosive bowel movement which usually will turn the cornhole inside-out. Typically, lifting the feet from the floor plastering the inside of the bowl with feces.
I was good dahn Mexico until I drank that water. I was sitting on the pot with a fecal tsunami the rest of the day. Shit was flying everywhere.
by Mizzlebwey January 28, 2014
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giorgio tsoukalos

Better known online as the Aliens Guy, Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is a certified batshit UFO "expert" and Internet meme given too much exposure by the History Channel, who attributes easily explainable feats of ancient architecture to the work of aliens with nothing better to do than travel all the way to Earth just to build pyramids.

Alternatively, a noun used to describe any similarly batshit conspiracy theory.
1. Giorgio Tsoukalos: "I don't think Atlantis sank; I think Atlantis lifted off." (Actual quote.)

2. To claim that the government is slowly poisoning us, controlling the weather with satellites, or made of lizard people is a real Giorgio Tsoukalos.

Giorgio Tsoukalos is the ultimate human shitpost.
by Whom it doesn't concern January 2, 2017
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tsunami-dere

tsunami-dere is the plural for tsundere which according to Gigguk translates to "A Fucking Nightmare".
Oh shit i am being chased by tsunami-dere!
by Thundergd February 3, 2017
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