When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011
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by frosty174 October 3, 2016
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Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?
Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.
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by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
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