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Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.
That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.
by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011
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San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.
Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
by frosty174 October 3, 2016
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Traffic Jam

When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?

Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.

Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
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L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death
dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam
by ttorriand October 14, 2009
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Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.
I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!
by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010
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Toenail traffic jam

When your toenails are confused about which way to grow
Did you see that ass hats toes? He had nails going in so many directions he caused a toenail traffic jam
by Moped mania March 17, 2021
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Texas Traffic Jam

When a toilet has been clogged and you are forced to shit on top of an existing pile of excrement
Some greasy bastard clogged the toilet and I had to give it the ole Texas traffic jam
by Guy F. March 28, 2022
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