Alaska Thunderfuck

Queen bitch Drag mother from the planet Glamtron 5000.

Don’t touch her wigs. Your make-up is terrible. I love your pussy. Anus. Hieeee.

Alaska Thunderfuck is the winner of Rupaul’s All stars seasons 2.

by NumbchuckBitch August 5, 2022

well excuse me thunderfuck

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)

random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??

by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019

Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.

Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.

by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009

alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.

Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.

by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006

Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

Queen of fucking earth.

Now down to Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from planet Glamtron 5000. Queen of earth.

by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022

Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

OG Thunderfuck

When you smoke old weed and no one knows the stain.This random ass weed is normally dry, and burns like hell when you smoke it.

“Shit man, OG Thunderfuck killed me ass”

“SHIT MAN IS THAT RANDOM OLD SHIT”
“YEA MY HOMIE”
“OG THUNDERFUCKME”

by The Shamaine December 1, 2017