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skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
skinning the bear by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013

Skinning the rabbit

To masturbate so roughly the skin the male member goes red.
Last night I was skinning the rabbit to a nice bit of grumble
and now sore as hell.
Skinning the rabbit by 0Amadeus0 January 26, 2011

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.
Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

Skinning the Chicken

I suggest you be skinning the chicken before you do Rachel. Between the gonorrhea, diarrhea and pyorrhea, she is one used set of dirty holes braaaahhhh!!!

Skinning the dog

The act of tugging on one's own man bits.
Ever since my ol' lady left me, I've skinning the dog.
Skinning the dog by Ass&kitties September 1, 2016

skinned the bear

to pull back the foreskin on a penis befor giving head
...that bitch even skinned the bear, it was fuckin amazin !