break the seal

To take a girl's virginity.

It took some talking, but I finally managed to get to break the seal.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

break the seal

When you drink so much alcohol that you piss your pants for the first time. From now on you are prone to pissing your pants when you drink, there is no closing "the seal".

Nick: Man I got so drunk I pissed my pants last night
Jeff: Oh shit man, you done break the seal, you'll be pissing your pants all the time now
Nick: Fuckkkk

by TJ1 March 3, 2007

breaking the seal

When a woman has unprotected sex with 5 or more men in a 4 hour period, she develops a seminal wall inside her vaginal cavity. This wall is nearly impenetrable and can only be breached by passing urine or douching.

Baby Carlos: Damn! that girl was "breaking the seal" all over everyone last night.

Adult Carlos: Grossss! i know. I heard some girls got pregnant from it, hope they got 500 bucks or a coat hanger.

by baby carlos March 9, 2010

break the seal

To vommit during a drinking game or serious drinking session. Much kudos to the seal breaker who continues drinking.

Will Barry hold down his 19th shot of tequilla or will he break the seal?

by Rahoolduke August 24, 2007

break the seal

to loose ones virginity

"way to break the seal" Ryan said to Henry, after Henry lost his virginity

by Creative Madman March 12, 2007

break the seal

If you're using ecstasy and drinking alot of water, you might not have to use the bathroom for a considerable length of time but once you "break the seal" you'll have to pee every 5 minutes.

Did you break the seal yet? Drink more water!

by gypsy rose lee August 19, 2006

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012