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Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.
Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.
by Cic August 27, 2013
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oyster

when you cum in someones hand and they drink it down... much like an oyster...
oyster me up big man
by oyster fiend January 28, 2007
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Osterhout Oyster

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.
The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.
by Big Skeet September 11, 2008
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Royal Oyster

Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.
Ed's birthday was celebrated with a round of royal oysters at Changes Disco Bar.
by writerpunk August 1, 2016
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moe oyster

Marathon brand frozen dim sim sliced in half lengthwise and cooked on the barbecue. Also known as 'Moe lobster' and 'Mo cray'. Originated in Melbourne.
Want some salad with your moe oysters?
by TheMonstress January 23, 2018
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Scottish Oyster

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.
by monkey500 January 29, 2017
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Snails or Oysters?

1. A question as to one's sexual preference as between male (snails) or female (oysters) from the movie Spartacus (1960).
2. A reference to male or female genitalia.
3. An invitation to bisexual behavior.
"Do you like snails or oysters?"
"My taste includes both snails and oysters"
by nycesq February 2, 2009
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