Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

nicked in the noodle

A little bit crazy and unsure

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''

by msalmon May 14, 2019

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014

Docking the space noodle

After anal sex and obtaining a "Poop noodle" (getting a chunk of poop stuck in your penis hole), you then "dock" (The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis) with another man and shoot your poop noodle into the penis hole of the other man.

"That 2nd guy I banged at the party last night had no idea I had just had anal sex with someone else in the closet right before I fucked him in the bathroom. As soon as we started hooking up we started to dock, but unbeknownst to him I was actually docking the space noodle! You should have seen his expression when it popped out with his cum later on all over my face! Oh well, it's classic when you're a sacktapper from dirty Jersey."

by Clamlancer August 30, 2011

The Ramen Noodle

When you are lieing on your stomach with your pants pulled down and your penis between your legs. While the girl lies behind you giving you a blowjob with a finger in your butt.
Originated in Waterloo Ontario from a student at Laurier University.

Yo last night my girl gave me the best Ramen Noodle.
Did you hear about Michael last night getting the Ramen Noodle.

by JLZ96 April 4, 2017

the Yankee noodle

A sexual act in which hot candle wax is dripped on a man's penis. Then it is left to dry until the penis becomes studded with candle wax and then it's used during intercourse.

Man, she went crazy when I showed her the Yankee noodle. ..

by No name nun November 2, 2014