My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019
Get the Meaty matadormug. A person, usually highly attractive, who brazenly flaunts their various red flags to garner the attention of potential significant others. They are proud of their negative traits and behavior, and dating one is always a horrible idea.
Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Named for the sport of Bullfighting, where the eponymous bullfighters will use a red cloth to agitate a bull to charge at them, while repeatedly thrusting swords into the animal's body and heart until it dies.
Person A: "Person B, you have got to stop dating Person C. You can't fix them, they're a matador!"
Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
Person B: "You just don't understand our relationship."
by Helicoptamus October 17, 2024
Get the Matadormug. The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
Get the The Italian Matadormug. A closested, queer, or gay man who is in a married/committed heterosexual relationship while having another homosexual relationship on the side.
"'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'...Cause there are those guys who, they buy a cow, and then on the side, total matador, but…" --John Mulaney
by Beschützer July 15, 2023
Get the Matadormug.