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Droopy the drowsy fucker 

Droopy, a drowsy fuck who goes to work and picks up a call of a customer, mid way through chat, he says I will be right back and falls asleep in his chair,
Droopy mate! Droopy!!!, He said hes gone to work, *bed* "Droopy the drowsy fucker"

Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker 

When you're too fucking mad to fucking come up with an actual fucking insult and fucking think for a fucking second so you just fucking fuck up your mind and fucking go full ham on someone and spit out this fucking fuckton of fucks in one breath which totally is garaunfuckingteed to fuck your motherfucking foe so fucking hard their eyeballs fucking gush out of their fucking organs which then fuck your foe into oblivion and fuck them over for motherfucking life.
"You... You... Y-You Fucking Fucker of The Fuckiest Fucking Motherfucker!"

run the tags mother fucker 

When you're so drunk whilst getting arrested that you yell nonsensical things at the cop
Cop: "ma'am, what is your name?"
Drunk woman: "run the tags mother fucker!

the blueberry bush fucker 

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.
Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."